Tuesday, September 23, 202509/23/2025

Much like Bigfoots, Goblins are really really blurry

The more cameras get better, the blurrier the image gets!

Friday, September 19, 202509/19/2025

It’s time to update the ad blocker on your fridge

Seriously, If I have to watch an Ad to get into my fridge…screw it, I’ll just lose weight.

Friday, September 19, 202509/19/2025

What states are as dumb as Florida for $200, Alex?

Seriously, do you want a plague, because that’s how you get a Plague!

Tuesday, August 26, 202508/26/2025

Towering wall of dust rolls through metro Phoenix, leaving thousands without power

Come for the Sweltering heat, Stay for the blistering sandstorms!

Tuesday, August 26, 202508/26/2025

The Bitter Bean Battle!

So help me if I lose my morning Coffee, things are going to get weird!

Tuesday, August 12, 202508/12/2025

Happy Middle Child Day? One in Four Americans Are Estranged from a Sibling

Just call your brother/sister already.

Tuesday, August 12, 202508/12/2025

Blowing Conch Shell Linked to Improvement in Dangerous Sleep Condition

I saw Demolition Man, you can use shells for so many things!

Monday, August 11, 202508/11/2025

Neurotic People Have More Nightmares

My dreams are in Stephen King Vision!

Monday, August 11, 202508/11/2025

AOL ditching dial-up service, a relic of the internet in the ’90s and early ’00s

Bzzzz Arrrrrrgggh BzzzzzRahhhhhhhhhhh! Thats you Dialup, thats what you sound like!

Monday, July 28, 202507/28/2025

Over 20-Percent Of NASA Workforce Has Asked To Leave The Agency

This is why America can’t have nice things