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Tuesday, September 23, 202509/23/2025
Much like Bigfoots, Goblins are really really blurry
The more cameras get better, the blurrier the image gets!
Friday, September 19, 202509/19/2025
It’s time to update the ad blocker on your fridge
Seriously, If I have to watch an Ad to get into my fridge…screw it, I’ll just lose weight.
Friday, September 19, 202509/19/2025
What states are as dumb as Florida for $200, Alex?
Seriously, do you want a plague, because that’s how you get a Plague!
Tuesday, August 26, 202508/26/2025
Towering wall of dust rolls through metro Phoenix, leaving thousands without power
Come for the Sweltering heat, Stay for the blistering sandstorms!
Tuesday, August 26, 202508/26/2025
The Bitter Bean Battle!
So help me if I lose my morning Coffee, things are going to get weird!
Tuesday, August 12, 202508/12/2025
Happy Middle Child Day? One in Four Americans Are Estranged from a Sibling
Just call your brother/sister already.
Tuesday, August 12, 202508/12/2025
Blowing Conch Shell Linked to Improvement in Dangerous Sleep Condition
I saw Demolition Man, you can use shells for so many things!
Monday, August 11, 202508/11/2025
Neurotic People Have More Nightmares
My dreams are in Stephen King Vision!
Monday, August 11, 202508/11/2025
AOL ditching dial-up service, a relic of the internet in the ’90s and early ’00s
Bzzzz Arrrrrrgggh BzzzzzRahhhhhhhhhhh! Thats you Dialup, thats what you sound like!
Monday, July 28, 202507/28/2025
Over 20-Percent Of NASA Workforce Has Asked To Leave The Agency
This is why America can’t have nice things
