All of the 5 star restaurants have a drive thru

Your ocean view is just a giant fish tank on the balcony

All the snorkeling is done in the hotel pool

The all inclusive doesn’t include breakfast, lunch or dinner

They actually charged you extra for the bed bugs

Their rainy season is all year long

The airport and the resort are on the same property

They told you the pool is supposed to be green

It’s more of a dry park then a water park

A giant rubber band ball is the big attraction

The theme park character is a giant rat

You’re the only ones there