Tuesday, January 20, 202601/20/2026

Giant Meteor to get its own emoji, despite consistently failing to deliver on its promises

Did I need a butterfly emoji?

Thursday, January 8, 202601/08/2026

Jennifer Lopez has a strong message for any guy hoping to date her

Just what I was looking for, an emotional trainwreck, past her relevant prime, who collects engagement rings like Thanos!

Thursday, January 8, 202601/08/2026

Oz calls alcohol a ‘social lubricant: Just ‘don’t have it for breakfast

“Doctor” Oz: “Alcohol is a social lubricant. Just don’t have it for breakfast.” “You’ll take my Momose from my dead…

Thursday, December 18, 202512/18/2025

Semper folly: Abolishing the Marines would ignore history, geography

Plus, the Marines would kick you a@@ if you even tried it, so there.

Thursday, December 18, 202512/18/2025

Its been a little over a century since courts decided your boss can’t just kill you and eat you!

I prefer Cookies BBQ sauce if you’re going to eat me

Tuesday, December 9, 202512/09/2025

Stellantis threatens US with a good time:

I so want to be a fat man in a tiny car…

Wednesday, December 3, 202512/03/2025

Archer plans electric air taxi network in Miami

We can’t stop accidents on the ground…so let’s get flying taxis, what could go wrong?

Wednesday, December 3, 202512/03/2025

WATCH: The Veteran Who ICE Abducted — and Is Fighting Back!

If you are having difficulty figuring out who the bad guys are…here, you go!

Tuesday, December 2, 202512/02/2025

“Reverse metamathematics”? Now they’re just making stuff up

I fail statistics 3 times in college, now you tell me to use “reverse math” and my mind is blown!!

Tuesday, December 2, 202512/02/2025

Let’s get into the holiday spirit with the Ozzy/Hall & Oates, mashup you never knew you wanted

Shut up and take my money!!!!!