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Tuesday, January 20, 202601/20/2026
Giant Meteor to get its own emoji, despite consistently failing to deliver on its promises
Did I need a butterfly emoji?
Thursday, January 8, 202601/08/2026
Jennifer Lopez has a strong message for any guy hoping to date her
Just what I was looking for, an emotional trainwreck, past her relevant prime, who collects engagement rings like Thanos!
Thursday, January 8, 202601/08/2026
Oz calls alcohol a ‘social lubricant: Just ‘don’t have it for breakfast
“Doctor” Oz: “Alcohol is a social lubricant. Just don’t have it for breakfast.” “You’ll take my Momose from my dead…
Thursday, December 18, 202512/18/2025
Semper folly: Abolishing the Marines would ignore history, geography
Plus, the Marines would kick you a@@ if you even tried it, so there.
Thursday, December 18, 202512/18/2025
Its been a little over a century since courts decided your boss can’t just kill you and eat you!
I prefer Cookies BBQ sauce if you’re going to eat me
Tuesday, December 9, 202512/09/2025
Stellantis threatens US with a good time:
I so want to be a fat man in a tiny car…
Wednesday, December 3, 202512/03/2025
Archer plans electric air taxi network in Miami
We can’t stop accidents on the ground…so let’s get flying taxis, what could go wrong?
Wednesday, December 3, 202512/03/2025
WATCH: The Veteran Who ICE Abducted — and Is Fighting Back!
If you are having difficulty figuring out who the bad guys are…here, you go!
Tuesday, December 2, 202512/02/2025
“Reverse metamathematics”? Now they’re just making stuff up
I fail statistics 3 times in college, now you tell me to use “reverse math” and my mind is blown!!
